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Is it good to tell these lies to a guy when I meet him?
I am a good girl, and I don’t want to be used for sex. When I meet a guy, I tell him the following 2 white lies:
1. That I am saving sex for marriage.
2. That I live with my dad and 3 brothers.
Will it deter him from trying to get in my pants? Is it a good idea?
have you tried saying “I’m not looking for sex. I’m looking for a meaningful relationship. If you just want sex, you’re looking at the wrong girl.”?
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Victorinox 12-Inch Granton Edge Slicing Knife with Fibrox Handle $39.95 Nothing is worse than going to cut with your cutlery, and having the handle slip around in your hand. To combat this potential for injury, Victorinox has created this Fibrox beef slicing knife. The Fibrox® handle is textured and provides a firm grip, even when wet, and does not slip or slide around. It is comfortable and fits naturally to the shape of your hand, and provides an attractive and mod… |
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Deni 3500 800-Watt Professional Grade Meat Grinder $90.84 POWERFUL 1HP (800 WATT) MOTORDiscover the advantages of home meat grinding with the Deni Professional-Grade Meat Grinder. With a powerful 1HP (800 watt) motor this unit is designed for people concerned with keeping a healthy diet. Grinding your own meat assures the freshness and quality of meat that goes into your meals. Grind venison chicken beef pork veal and ham to make a variety of meals. Make… |
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Weston Meat Grinders The Weston brand meat grinders – over 100 years of quality and tradition. The Porkert multi-stage tinning process is a closely guarded secret that has never been duplicated and carries a lifetime guarantee…. |
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Blue’s Clues – Meet Joe! [VHS] $9.95 Steve’s younger, and much taller brother is introduced in this pair of episodes, preparing the kids for Joe’s eventual taking over of the franchise as Steve heads off to college. (And star-coproducer Steven Burns leaves the blue screen behind for the bright lights of Hollywood.) In “Joe’s First Day,” Steve follows the clues to find out what Joe (Donovan Patton) will bring for show-and-tell. In “Jo… |
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – The Bad Guy Series: Turtles Vs. Leatherhead / Leatherhead Meets the Rat King [VHS] $12.98 … |
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Calendar Girl [VHS] $9.95 … |
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Leap Year $6.51 Leap Year is one of the most delightful, relatable romantic comedies to come along in a great while, and its appeal is due in equal measure to the talents of its star, Amy Adams, and the lush, romantic countryside of Ireland. The two together are enough to melt the hardest of hearts. Adams is smart, funny, approachable, gorgeous but real, and very witty and nuanced in her performance. Adams’s char… |
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Twilight $9.99 … |
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The Trash Pack 12 Trashies in Cans Includes 2 Glowing Trashies $37.98 From the manufacturer: Meet the gross gang from the garbage! Moose Toys introduces The Trash Pack, a new toy line of icky characters named after all the delights one might find in their trash can. These miniature, collectible figures and playsets are disgusting additions sure to top kids wish lists this holiday season! With more than 100 Trash Pack characters aka Trashies to choose from, kids can … |
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How To Meet A Guy At The Supermarket $1.19 Quinn is a successful journalist who has been so busy trotting the globe looking for stories that she sort of forgot to invest in her private life. So she sets out to find a man in the unlikely setting of the Grocery King Supermarket, devising crazy plans to find a mate, no matter what it takes. Cue a whole series of hilarious misfortunes and a growing pile of Mr. Wrongs. |
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Star Wars Family Guy We Meet Again Pix-Cel $274.99 Family Guy bad guy vs. Jedi old guy. This comical but classy Pix-Cel from the “Blue Harvest” episode of Family Guy spotlights the final faceoff between Darth Stewie and Creepy Old Guy Ben Kenobi. It’s a beautiful top-quality collectible, suitable for display in home or office. The marvelous piece comes matted in a black mat with white v-groove, includes a certificate of authenticity, and measures 13-inches x 16-inches (matted), with the image itself measuring 8 1/4-inches x 11-inches. Limited edition of 395 pieces. This is perfect for Family Guy fanatics, Star Wars enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates genuinely unique fine art. The Pix-Cel is a trademarked product developed by Acme and Epson utilizing proprietary technology to give a fully rendered, continuous-tone 3-D image directly from digital production files onto clear acetate, and positioned on a giclée background also from a digital production file. |
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Guy Takes Harold to Meet Duke William at Eu, Detail from the Bayeux Tapestry, Before 1082 $49.99 Guy Takes Harold to Meet Duke William at Eu, Detail from the Bayeux Tapestry, Before 1082 – Giclee Print |
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Archie Comics Cover: Veronica #202 Meet The Hot New Guy: Kevin Keller $24.99 Dan Parent Archie Comics Cover: Veronica #202 Meet The Hot New Guy: Kevin Keller – Premium Poster |
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How To Meet And Pick Up Women $9.94 Want to become a successful pickup artist? Now you can! How to Meet and Pick Up Women is the book you’ve been looking for. It’s the book for the guy who’s tired of chasing down the same tired information on the subject and just wants to get it done. It’s for the guy who wants to get his game on but doesn’t seem to know how to start. It’s for the guy who is done wasting time with plans and programs that don’t work. It’s for the guy who wants to become a pickup artist in his own right and simply wants to know how. Covering topics as how to meet and talk to women sex mingling and how to develop better social skills How to Meet and Pick Up Women is the most comphrensive guide on the market. This book is about what a pickup artist is how he operates and how to become one. It is simple effective and to the point and written from a FYI and/or a DIY perspective. If you’ve ever wondered if this is the life for you or you just want to improve your existing game this is the book that will help you get the job done. So whether you are one of those guys who wants to get his game on and become a pickup artist or just a guy who wants to learn how to meet and talk to women How to Meet and Pick Up Women is the book for you. |
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N02010897 Meet the Robinsons PS2 $27.42 Disney s Meet the Robinsons based on the upcoming Walt Disney Pictures animated film is a time traveling action/adventure game. Players will experience the adventure as Wilbur Robinson helping him chase the dastardly Bowler Hat Guy and his diabolical robotic hat Doris through multiple timelines in an attempt to thwart their evil plans. Platform: PS2. Publisher: Disney Interactive. Genre: Adventure. Rating: Everyone. Languages: English. Number of Players: 1. System Requirements: . Region Compatibility: NTSC U/S (United States/U. S. territories Canada or Bermuda systems). |
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The Meet $34.99 Federico Ballesio The Meet – Giclee Print |
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At the Meet $49.99 George Wright At the Meet – Giclee Print |
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The Junior Novel (Meet The Robinsons) $2.49 Just when Lewis is about to give up hope on his dream of finding a family, he meets Wilbur Robinson. Wilbur whisks him away to the future in a Time Machine. There he meets a family beyond his wildest imagination. Together, Wilbur and Lewis battle the evil Bowler Hat Guy and other unbelievable obstacles. Join Lewis as he takes the most adventurous ride of his life . . . straight into the future. |
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Big Guy $7.79 That picture I sent? It was taken last year, before Mom left. Before I packed on all this fat. That was a good eighty pounds ago though: you wouldn't even recognize me if you saw me now. I barely recognize myself. Derek thinks he might be falling in love. The problem is, he hasn't been entirely honest with his online boyfriend. Derek sent Ethan a photo taken before he got depressed and gained eighty pounds. Derek hasn't been honest with his employer either. When he lied about his age and experience to get a job with disabled adults, the last thing he expected was to meet a woman like Aaliyah. Smart, prickly and often difficult, Aaliyah challenges Derek's ideas about honesty and trust. Derek has to choose whether to risk telling the truth or to give up the most important relationship in his life. |
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The Good Guy $4.99 A stunning new thriller in the vein of Velocity and The Husband from one of the world"s bestselling authors. After a day’s work hefting brick and stone, Tim Carrier slakes his thirst at The Lamplighter Tavern. Nothing heavy happens there. It’s a friendly workingman’s bar run by his good friend Rooney, who enjoys gathering eccentric customers. Working his deadpan humour on strangers is, for Tim, all part of the entertainment. But how could Tim have imagined that the stranger who sits down next to him one evening is about to unmake his world and enmesh him in a web of murder and deceit? The man has come there to meet someone and he thinks it’s Tim. Tim’s wayward sense of humour lets the misconception stand for a moment and that’s all it takes: the stranger hands Tim a fat manila envelope, saying, ‘Half of it’s there; the rest when she’s gone,’ and then he’s out the door. In the envelope Tim finds the photograph of a woman, her name and address written on the back; and several thick packets of hundred-dollar bills. When an intense-looking man sits down where the first stranger sat and glances at the manila envelope, Tim knows he’s the one who was supposed to get it. Shaken, thinking fast, Tim says he’s had a change of heart. He removes the picture of the woman and then hands the envelope to the stranger. ‘Half what we agreed,’ he says. ‘For doing nothing. Call it a no-kill fee.’ Tim is left holding a photo of a pretty woman, but his sense of fun has led him into a very dangerous world from which there is no way back. The company of strangers has cost him his peace of mind, and possibly his life. |
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The Shy Guy’s Guide to Dating $3.99 Former shy guy Barry Dutter has learned dozens of tricks to help Shy Guys ease into the swing of dating while avoiding humiliating rejections and romantic disasters. He tells guys where to meet women, which ones to approach and which to avoid. Readers will learn which lines work, how to get the seven magic digits and what to do with them, and how to act from the first date through commitment time. Filled with hilarious lessons from the pop culture we grew up in, this witty, commonsense guide is a must for everyone who’s ever been afraid to try – which means everyone. |
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N02008072 Meet the Robinsons Nintendo WII $36.52 Disney s Meet the Robinsons based on the upcoming Walt Disney Pictures animated film is a time traveling action/adventure game. Players will experience the adventure as Wilbur Robinson helping him chase the dastardly Bowler Hat Guy and his diabolical robotic hat Doris through multiple timelines in an attempt to thwart their evil plans. Platform: Nintendo WII. Publisher: Disney. Genre: Simulation. Rating: Everyone. Languages: English. System Requirements: . Region Compatibility: NTSC U/S (United States/U. S. territories Canada or Bermuda systems). |
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How to Survive After Open Heart Surgery for a Meat and Potatoes Guy. $15.49 Used – The book gives you a look at heart disease, and gives a look at different kinds of alternative treatments for heart disease and ways to change your diet without loseing taste, you get lots of delicious receipts that meet the criteria set forth by the AHA. |
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How to Survive After Open Heart Surgery for a Meat and Potatoes Guy. $15.49 New – The book gives you a look at heart disease, and gives a look at different kinds of alternative treatments for heart disease and ways to change your diet without loseing taste, you get lots of delicious receipts that meet the criteria set forth by the AHA. |
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More More More, Said the Baby $143.58 New – Finally in paperback–the Caldecott Honor-winning book by the author/illustrator of A Chair for My Mother. Meet Little Guy, Little Pumpkin, and Little Bird, stars of three vignettes that celebrate the joy babies generate among those who love them. “Presents an opportunity for much discussion with very young children about what constitutes a family”.–The Horn Book. Full color. |
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…but they call me Sonny $9.99 Fourteen and growing up in the streets, Sonny can’t wait to leave; he lives for the day he can put all the shame behind him. But with the depression that has hit the country and the fact all the kids depend on him, the ones his mom keeps having since she hooked up with Rex…where would he go? It’s not as if he has a direction. All he has in this world is his brother Paul. …and even though Paul has him by a few years, the big guy depends on him too. Naw, labeled bastards since as far back as he can remember…it’s just he and Paul against the rest of them. Forced to be the responsible one, he will bide his time and deal with the chaos and turmoil as it comes. That is until he finds out the secret kept; one that ignites a fire so strong that without thought leads him on a journey that will take him to all but two of the forty-eight states in the Union.Join him on his mission. Share his thoughts. Share his dreams. Life now his school, meet those that help shape the man he grows up to be. Travel with him at a period of time when millions of Americans are on the same path. All looking for a better life…all except one. Sonny isn’t looking for a better life…he is looking for his life. …but they call me Sonny is a book based on a real life. Does he find what he is looking for? Does he have a dad? If so, where is he? Why would the man take off and leave him alone with Susie? …and is it true, was he robbed of the life he was born to live?Who are these strangers standing over your grave; … not knowing your story and you not knowing theirs. We are the ones that know where you lie; … yet we are the ones that won’t let you die. Maybe this story will comfort our hearts; … to bring us closer and not so far apart. We always wondered, we were always sad; … and all we could do is call you Dad. |
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1958 Television Series Endings $19.99 Purchase includes free access to book updates online and a free trial membership in the publisher’s book club where you can select from more than a million books without charge. Chapters: Burns and Allen, Adventures of Superman, Twenty One, Westinghouse Studio One, the Life of Riley, Climax!, See It Now, the Gisele Mackenzie Show, Dotto, Arthur Godfrey’s Talent Scouts, Wide Wide World, Six-Five Special, Meet Mcgraw, Strike It Rich, Decoy, Date With the Angels, Boots and Saddles, Casey Jones, Mr. Adams and Eve, Fireside Theater, the Gray Ghost, Kraft Television Theatre, Sally, Jefferson Drum, Sheriff of Cochise, Broken Arrow, Shower of Stars, the People’s Choice, Dick and the Duchess, Harbor Command, the Adventures of Wild Bill Hickok, the Frank Sinatra Show, Harbourmaster, Walt Disney Presents: Annette, the Silent Service, the Court of Last Resort, Men of Annapolis, the Big Story, the Big Game, Navy Log, the Adventures of Jim Bowie, Keep It in the Family, Telephone Time, the Eve Arden Show, Living It Up, Youth on the March, the Guy Mitchell Show, Senda Prohibida, Sergeant Preston of the Yukon. Excerpt: Adventures of Superman Adventures of Superman is an American television series based on comic book characters and concepts created in 1938 by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster . The show is the first television series to feature Superman and began filming in 1951 in California. Sponsored by cereal manufacturer Kellogg’s , the syndicated show’s first, and last, air dates are disputed but generally accepted as September 19, 1952 and April 28, 1958. The show’s first two seasons (episodes 1 52, 26 titles per season) were filmed in black-and-white; seasons three through six (episodes 53 104, 13 titles per season) were filmed in color but originally telecast monochromatically both on the ABC network and in first-run syndication . Television viewers would not see Superman in color until the series was syndicated to local stations in 1965. George Reeves plays Clark |
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30 Guys in 30 Days $6.99 Claudia Clarkson is going through a dry spell. She’s just broken up with her high-school boyfriend, and all the college guys seem unapproachable. Then her best friend comes up with a challenge to make Claudia meet one new guy a day for 30 days. |
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30 Guys in 30 Days $4.38 New – Claudia Clarkson is going through a dry spell. She’s just broken up with her high-school boyfriend, and all the college guys seem unapproachable. Then her best friend comes up with “target practice”: a challenge to make Claudia meet one new guy a day for 30 days. Original. |
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30 Guys in 30 Days $6.99 Practice makes not-quite-perfect Claudia Clarkson just cut the cord from her high school love-you-forever boyfriend. Sure, she misses Drew. But with so many eligibles on her new college campus, why study ancient history? Problem is, Claudia’s lived in la-la-loveland for so long that she’s completely forgotten how to meet boys — and how to flirt. Then her roommate proposes a solution: Meet one new guy every day for thirty days. Consider it “target practice” for when Mr. Perfect comes along. Claudia’s game, but she definetely hasn’t got game. In fact, Flirting 101 could be her toughest course to pass… |
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30 Guys in 30 Days $5.99 Practice makes not-quite-perfect Claudia Clarkson just cut the cord from her high school love-you-forever boyfriend. Sure, she misses Drew. But with so many eligibles on her new college campus, why study ancient history? Problem is, Claudia’s lived in la-la-loveland for so long that she’s completely forgotten how to meet boys — and how to flirt. Then her roommate proposes a solution: Meet one new guy every day for thirty days. Consider it “target practice” for when Mr. Perfect comes along. Claudia’s game, but she definetely hasn’t got game. In fact, Flirting 101 could be her toughest course to pass… |
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30 Guys in 30 Days By Micol Ostow $5.99 <b>Practice makes not-quite-perfect</b><P>Claudia Clarkson just cut the cord from her high school love-you-forever boyfriend. Sure, she misses Drew. But with so many eligibles on her new college campus, why study ancient history?<P>Problem is, Claudia’s lived in la-la-loveland for so long that she’s completely forgotten how to meet boys — and how to flirt.<P>Then her roommate proposes a solution: Meet one new guy every day for thirty days. Consider it “target practice” for when Mr. Perfect comes along. Claudia’s game, but she definetely hasn’t <I>got</i> game. In fact, Flirting 101 could be her toughest course to pass… |
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30 Guys in 30 Days By Micol Ostow $6.99 <b>Practice makes not-quite-perfect</b><P>Claudia Clarkson just cut the cord from her high school love-you-forever boyfriend. Sure, she misses Drew. But with so many eligibles on her new college campus, why study ancient history?<P>Problem is, Claudia’s lived in la-la-loveland for so long that she’s completely forgotten how to meet boys — and how to flirt.<P>Then her roommate proposes a solution: Meet one new guy every day for thirty days. Consider it “target practice” for when Mr. Perfect comes along. Claudia’s game, but she definetely hasn’t <I>got</i> game. In fact, Flirting 101 could be her toughest course to pass… |
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50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours $14.95 Here are fifty boyfriends so bad you’ll toast to being single. Tired of watching your man play X-Box all day? Does he cruise match.com when you’re not home? When he takes you back to his place, does his mother answer the door? 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is a hilarious collection of these painfully familiar boyfriends, men we’ve all had the misfortune to meet. There’s Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is charming; Goth Guy, who borrows your make-up; Large Pet Owner, who wears his Python around the house. Rounding out the list are The Flaw Corrector, The Comedian (who’s using you for material), One Position Peter (enough said), and Balding and Touchy About It. Isn’t revenge sweet? Funny, irresistible, and instantly relatable, 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is the perfect Valentine’s Day gift. |
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50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours $11.99 Here are fifty boyfriends so bad you’ll toast to being single.Tired of watching your man play X-Box all day? Does he cruise match.com when you’re not home? When he takes you back to his place, does his mother answer the door? 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is a hilarious collection of these painfully familiar boyfriends, men we’ve all had the misfortune to meet. There’s Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is charming; Goth Guy, who borrows your make-up; Large Pet Owner, who wears his Python around the house. Rounding out the list are The Flaw Corrector, The Comedian (who’s using you for material), One Position Peter (enough said), and Balding and Touchy About It. Isn’t revenge sweet? Funny, irresistible, and instantly relatable, 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is the perfect Valentine’s Day gift. |
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50 Boyfriends Worse than Yours $14.95 Here are fifty boyfriends so bad you’ll toast to being single.Tired of watching your man play X-Box all day? Does he cruise match.com when you’re not home? When he takes you back to his place, does his mother answer the door? 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is a hilarious collection of these painfully familiar boyfriends, men we’ve all had the misfortune to meet. There’s Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is charming; Goth Guy, who borrows your make-up; Large Pet Owner, who wears his Python around the house. Rounding out the list are The Flaw Corrector, The Comedian (who’s using you for material), One Position Peter (enough said), and Balding and Touchy About It. Isn’t revenge sweet? Funny, irresistible, and instantly relatable, 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is the perfect Valentine’s Day gift. |
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60 People to Avoid at the Water Cooler $0.01 You’re smarter than they are.You’re more efficient than they are.You’re funnier than they are. But they have you outnumbered.Meet:The Alpha Chimp The Brown Noser The Cheapskate The Chitchat Artist The Condescending IT Guy The Dinosaur The Floozy The Gossip The Hall Monitor The Micromanager The Nodder The Office Girls The Politico The Potential Serial Killer The Temp The Water Cooler Casanova The Yes Men And everyone else in your office who makes you want to call in sick.www.broadwaybooks.com |
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60 People to Avoid at the Water Cooler $15 It wouldn’t be corporate America without them: the Inhumane Human Resources Assistant, the Chit-Chat Artist, the Water Cooler Casanova. Now humorist and former cubicle dweller Josh Aiello turns his wicked wit to these staple personalities. Dead-on and deliciously wry, each listing in 60 People to Avoid at the Water Cooler delivers the low-down on colleagues to watch out for, such as: The Condescending I.T. Guy: Devoid of any and all social skills; speaks a jumbled brand of techie Low English. Often lives in mother’s basement.The Prairie Dog: Anytime he overhears a conversation he’d like to be a part of ( Who’s going to lunch? ), pops his head up over the cubicle wall to see who’s talking.The Copy Machine Fascist: Person who consistently monopolizes the photocopier; always working on an immense, priority project; won’t let you cut in to photocopy one page.Hilarious illustrations point out the defining features of each type, making it easy for readers to identify everyone from the Go-Getter to the Gossip. The perfect gift for all white-collar workers and those who underappreciate them, 60 People to Avoid at the Water Cooler will be the toast of happy hours everywhere.From The Publisher:You’re smarter than they are. You’re more efficient than they are. You’re funnier than they are. But they have you outnumbered. Meet: The Alpha Chimp, The Brown Noser, The Cheapskate, The Chitchat Artist, The Condescending IT Guy, The Dinosaur, The Floozy, And everyone else in your office who makes you want to call in sick.About The Author:Author of A Field Guide to the Urban Hipster (Broadway 2003), JOSH AIELLO is a veteran of the cubicle trenches and can type thirty-five words per minute. His word-processing prowess was honed at a very wide range of employers, including Men’s Health magazine, the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, and Fleet Bank. He lives in New York City. |
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60 People to Avoid at the Water Cooler $11.99 You’re smarter than they are.You’re more efficient than they are.You’re funnier than they are. But they have you outnumbered.Meet:The Alpha Chimp The Brown Noser The Cheapskate The Chitchat Artist The Condescending IT Guy The Dinosaur The Floozy The Gossip The Hall Monitor The Micromanager The Nodder The Office Girls The Politico The Potential Serial Killer The Temp The Water Cooler Casanova The Yes Men And everyone else in your office who makes you want to call in sick.www.broadwaybooks.com |
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60 Tall John the Love Doll $18.94 Meet John, the full sized party guy who is always ready to blow. This adorable airhead never says no to a good time-just add air and he is yours to enjoy. John is perfect for bachelor parties, group sessions, and riding shotgun in the carpool lane. Take him with you wherever you go-John loves to be the life of the party! John contains no holes or private parts and is not anatomically correct. |
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A Cinderella Story $35.95 New – Once upon a time: Samantha, a San Fernando Valley teen, lived with her widowed dad. Then, he fell into the marital clutches of an evil stepmom. Now, Sam’s at the mercy of her step-monster, and stepsibs. A ray of light is her IM buddy, a guy who calls himself Nomad. They agree to meet at the Halloween ball-only when he’s revealed to be the school’s hottie football star, she panics and bails at the last second. His only clue to finding her? She dropped her cell phone. Scholastic’s movie nove |
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A Clock Without Hands $14.95 “I want to turn back the hands on the clock and change it all, make it different; three friends who meet up by chance in an old city and share a beer and laugh at old stories and jokes. But it wasn’t like that; and the clock has no hands, so I can’t turn them back.” [p.171]Alex Carlise has returned to a place he thought he’d never see again, outside of his dreams. As he walks the ochre-dusted road to the house in which he grew up, the memories of his young life in a small Italian town push all other thoughts out of his head: thoughts about the major exhibition of his artwork opening soon in London, thoughts of the myriad things he should be doing in preparation–everything subsides to make room for the warm flood of a time long past.When he opens the door to the now-deserted house, he is suddenly seven again. There is Jamie, his first friend, his best friend; Anna, his first love; and the delicious days they spent exploring the valley and swimming in the cerulean blue Mediterranean Sea. It all comes back to Alex in a way he can neither control nor discern. But the memories are insistent, demanding. Soon Alex loses entire hours to the past, overwhelmed by the haunting memories of a youth turned tragic. Alex remembers the day he, Jamie, and Anna went to their favorite place, an abandoned church far up in the hills. There they stumbled upon a man, injured and sick. From this discovery, a series of events tumbled forth that would change them all forever. Alex now realizes that he must confront the truth about himself, about the echoes of the past that still haunt him, and about the friends whose legacy has meant only devastation.Guy Burt’s vision of youth is piercingly accurate, and his sense of how time can play tricks on the mind is startling. Haunting, eerie, and remarkably assured, The Clock Without Hands will resonate with the child that hides inside your own memories.From the |
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A Clock Without Hands $14.95 I want to turn back the hands on the clock and change it all, make it different; three friends who meet up by chance in an old city and share a beer and laugh at old stories and jokes. But it wasn’t like that; and the clock has no hands, so I can’t turn them back. [p.171] Alex Carlise has returned to a place he thought he’d never see again, outside of his dreams. As he walks the ochre-dusted road to the house in which he grew up, the memories of his young life in a small Italian town push all other thoughts out of his head: thoughts about the major exhibition of his artwork opening soon in London, thoughts of the myriad things he should be doing in preparation-everything subsides to make room for the warm flood of a time long past. When he opens the door to the now-deserted house, he is suddenly seven again. There is Jamie, his first friend, his best friend; Anna, his first love; and the delicious days they spent exploring the valley and swimming in the cerulean blue Mediterranean Sea. It all comes back to Alex in a way he can neither control nor discern. But the memories are insistent, demanding. Soon Alex loses entire hours to the past, overwhelmed by the haunting memories of a youth turned tragic. Alex remembers the day he, Jamie, and Anna went to their favorite place, an abandoned church far up in the hills. There they stumbled upon a man, injured and sick. From this discovery, a series of events tumbled forth that would change them all forever. Alex now realizes that he must confront the truth about himself, about the echoes of the past that still haunt him, and about the friends whose legacy has meant only devastation. Guy Burt’s vision of youth is piercinglyaccurate, and his sense of how time can play tricks on the mind is startling. Haunting, eerie, and remarkably assured, The Clock Without Hands will resonate with the child that hides inside your own memories. From the Hardcover edition. |
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A Taste of Christmas $3.99 The holidays are difficult when you have a crazy family. Tabitha Durst would agree with that sentiment whole-heartedly. What do you do when a gorgeous guy witnesses just how crazy they are? Tabitha Durst and Jim Stoddard meet over an expensive bottle of wine. She needs it and he gets it. When she tells him she needs that bottle desperately, he thinks she’s out of her mind. It isn’t until he realizes they need the same exclusive wine for the same people that he sees for himself that she isn’t crazy. Her family is. Can he overcome her reluctance to get close to anyone and give her the best Christmas she’s ever had? |
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A Test of Love $2.99 It started as a joke. Several guys burned by love decided to create a club they dubbed the Solitary Knights. A safe haven for the romantically disinclined, the guys meet once a month to drink a beer and renew their vow to avoid love at all costs. Yet beneath the laughter and bravado, each man hides a broken heart. One night, the pub owner issues a challenge, “Why don’t you find that one guy—the one that got away, the one you’ve never quite let fade from your dreams? Track him down. Reconnect. Then come back here and tell us what you found outBook 2 – A Test of Love: Though it’s been fourteen years, Ryan Kennedy has never quite gotten over Tom Shafer, the college professor he’d fallen hopelessly in love with. When Ryan and Tom reconnect, the heat between them is instant. But their fledgling relationship is tested when both receive hate-filled notes, warning each man to stay away from the other. When the warnings turn to violence, can the relationship survive? |
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A Year in Europe $7.99 MEET THE GIRLS of A Year in Europe, a collection of three interconnecting novels about the adventures of traveling abroad. Robin: Her junior year abroad in London takes a surprising turn when she falls for British hottie Kit. Dana: Paris is the City of Love, and DanaOs on a mission to find a gorgeous French boyfriend. Carrie: She’s crazy about Antonio, her Italian dream guy. If Carrie tells him the truth about her American heritage, she might lose him forever. A Year in Europe. Three unforgettable stories. One unforgettable journey. |
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A Year in Europe: Three Novels $4.94 Used – MEET THE GIRLS of “A Year in Europe, “a collection of three interconnecting novels about the adventures of traveling abroad. Robin: Her junior year abroad in London takes a surprising turn when she falls for British hottie Kit. Dana: Paris is the City of Love, and Dana’s on a mission to find a gorgeous French boyfriend. Carrie: She’s crazy about Antonio, her Italian dream guy. If Carrie tells him the truth about her American heritage, she might lose him forever. “A Year in Europe. “Three |
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Absolutely Captivated $20.55 Meet Zoe Sinclair, P.I. Her stomping grounds are the neon-lit streets of Las Vegas, where anything can happen. And as a 150-year-old mage, Zoe’s tackled all sorts of weird cases. But her latest one is a doozy, because she’s helping the Fates. They’re three wacky gals who have been booted from their lofty station, and the only way they can be reinstated is to live among mere mortals for awhile–and get hold of an important piece of magical merchandise that’s gone missing. They hitched a ride to Vegas from L.A. with a regular guy–but there’s nothing average about this Joe. He’s got gorgeous blue eyes, and magical powers he’s been denying all his life…one of which appears to be wrapping Zoe around his little finger. So now, she’s knee-deep in an otherworldly adventure with three crazy Fates and the man of her dreams. It’s going to take a lot to close this case! |
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Ace Dual Nail Brush Fingernails 65012 $12.99 The Ace StoryIn 1851, the world’s first hard rubber comb was born. Used by generations of history-making men, immortalized by James Dean and Elvis, even making cameos in ‘Spaceballs’ and NASCAR’s victory lane, the black ‘back-pocket’ comb would go from everyday accessory to an American icon. The name ACE was established in 1924 and the spade trademark becomes synonymous with the back pocket comb. A true men’s brand from day one, the ACE name has become synonymous with quality, strength, and durability. That was then. This is now. 156 years after its first breakthrough, ACE is revolutionizing body care all over again with ACE Performance Grooming Tools for Men. Designed for the 21st century guy-on-the-go, this complete line of modern implements is precision-engineered to meet the highest standards of quality, durability, simplicity, versatility, and masculinity. Just like a classic pocket comb from back in the day. |
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Ace Fingernail Clippers Manicure 65009 $13.49 The Ace StoryIn 1851, the world’s first hard rubber comb was born. Used by generations of history-making men, immortalized by James Dean and Elvis, even making cameos in ‘Spaceballs’ and NASCAR’s victory lane, the black ‘back-pocket’ comb would go from everyday accessory to an American icon. The name ACE was established in 1924 and the spade trademark becomes synonymous with the back pocket comb. A true men’s brand from day one, the ACE name has become synonymous with quality, strength, and durability. That was then. This is now. 156 years after its first breakthrough, ACE is revolutionizing body care all over again with ACE Performance Grooming Tools for Men. Designed for the 21st century guy-on-the-go, this complete line of modern implements is precision-engineered to meet the highest standards of quality, durability, simplicity, versatility, and masculinity. Just like a classic pocket comb from back in the day. |
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Ace Nail File Pick Manicure 65013 $12.99 The Ace StoryIn 1851, the world’s first hard rubber comb was born. Used by generations of history-making men, immortalized by James Dean and Elvis, even making cameos in ‘Spaceballs’ and NASCAR’s victory lane, the black ‘back-pocket’ comb would go from everyday accessory to an American icon. The name ACE was established in 1924 and the spade trademark becomes synonymous with the back pocket comb. A true men’s brand from day one, the ACE name has become synonymous with quality, strength, and durability. That was then. This is now. 156 years after its first breakthrough, ACE is revolutionizing body care all over again with ACE Performance Grooming Tools for Men. Designed for the 21st century guy-on-the-go, this complete line of modern implements is precision-engineered to meet the highest standards of quality, durability, simplicity, versatility, and masculinity. Just like a classic pocket comb from back in the day. |
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Ace Precision Point Tweezer 65002 $12.99 The Ace StoryIn 1851, the world’s first hard rubber comb was born. Used by generations of history-making men, immortalized by James Dean and Elvis, even making cameos in ‘Spaceballs’ and NASCAR’s victory lane, the black ‘back-pocket’ comb would go from everyday accessory to an American icon. The name ACE was established in 1924 and the spade trademark becomes synonymous with the back pocket comb. A true men’s brand from day one, the ACE name has become synonymous with quality, strength, and durability. That was then. This is now. 156 years after its first breakthrough, ACE is revolutionizing body care all over again with ACE Performance Grooming Tools for Men. Designed for the 21st century guy-on-the-go, this complete line of modern implements is precision-engineered to meet the highest standards of quality, durability, simplicity, versatility, and masculinity. Just like a classic pocket comb from back in the day. |
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Ace Safety Scissors Nose Ear Hair 65007 $15.99 The Ace StoryIn 1851, the world’s first hard rubber comb was born. Used by generations of history-making men, immortalized by James Dean and Elvis, even making cameos in ‘Spaceballs’ and NASCAR’s victory lane, the black ‘back-pocket’ comb would go from everyday accessory to an American icon. The name ACE was established in 1924 and the spade trademark becomes synonymous with the back pocket comb. A true men’s brand from day one, the ACE name has become synonymous with quality, strength, and durability. That was then. This is now. 156 years after its first breakthrough, ACE is revolutionizing body care all over again with ACE Performance Grooming Tools for Men. Designed for the 21st century guy-on-the-go, this complete line of modern implements is precision-engineered to meet the highest standards of quality, durability, simplicity, versatility, and masculinity. Just like a classic pocket comb from back in the day. |
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Ace Toenail Clippers Pedicure 65010 $13.49 The Ace StoryIn 1851, the world’s first hard rubber comb was born. Used by generations of history-making men, immortalized by James Dean and Elvis, even making cameos in ‘Spaceballs’ and NASCAR’s victory lane, the black ‘back-pocket’ comb would go from everyday accessory to an American icon. The name ACE was established in 1924 and the spade trademark becomes synonymous with the back pocket comb. A true men’s brand from day one, the ACE name has become synonymous with quality, strength, and durability. That was then. This is now. 156 years after its first breakthrough, ACE is revolutionizing body care all over again with ACE Performance Grooming Tools for Men. Designed for the 21st century guy-on-the-go, this complete line of modern implements is precision-engineered to meet the highest standards of quality, durability, simplicity, versatility, and masculinity. Just like a classic pocket comb from back in the day. |
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Adventures of the Karaoke King $24.91 What happens when a thirty-something, newly divorced man discovers courage and adventure, thanks to a karaoke contest? In Adventures of the Karaoke King, Harold Taw introduces us to Guy Watanabe, a man marginally aware of his Asian background and decidedly unaware of how poorly he has planned for his future. In this riotous, often thoughtful, and always entertaining novel, readers are taken on a memorable journey that crosses America, Asia, and back, with the last leg spent in a shipping container. As we follow Guy on his odyssey, we meet a former Thai prostitute and her fiancé, who orchestrates a beating to the overly attentive Watanabe and steals his cherished karaoke medal. We get to know a closeted gay man, a heavily-armed dwarf, and a Chinese businessman so determined to become the king of a worldwide karaoke empire that nothing — and no one — will block his path. Provocative, taunting, and dependably wayward, Watanabe has lessons to learn about understanding who he is, and readers may learn a few along the way. |
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Adventures of the Karaoke King $12.64 What happens when a thirty-something, newly divorced man discovers courage and adventure, thanks to a karaoke contest? In Adventures of the Karaoke King, Harold Taw introduces us to Guy Watanabe, a man marginally aware of his Asian background and decidedly unaware of how poorly he has planned for his future. In this riotous, often thoughtful, and always entertaining novel, readers are taken on a memorable journey that crosses America, Asia, and back, with the last leg spent in a shipping container. As we follow Guy on his odyssey, we meet a former Thai prostitute and her fiancé, who orchestrates a beating to the overly attentive Watanabe and steals his cherished karaoke medal. We get to know a closeted gay man, a heavily-armed dwarf, and a Chinese businessman so determined to become the king of a worldwide karaoke empire that nothing — and no one — will block his path. Provocative, taunting, and dependably wayward, Watanabe has lessons to learn about understanding who he is, and readers may learn a few along the way. |
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Adventures of the Karaoke King $39.49 What happens when a thirty-something, newly divorced man discovers courage and adventure, thanks to a karaoke contest? In Adventures of the Karaoke King, Harold Taw introduces us to Guy Watanabe, a man marginally aware of his Asian background and decidedly unaware of how poorly he has planned for his future. In this riotous, often thoughtful, and always entertaining novel, readers are taken on a memorable journey that crosses America, Asia, and back, with the last leg spent in a shipping container. As we follow Guy on his odyssey, we meet a former Thai prostitute and her fiancé, who orchestrates a beating to the overly attentive Watanabe and steals his cherished karaoke medal. We get to know a closeted gay man, a heavily-armed dwarf, and a Chinese businessman so determined to become the king of a worldwide karaoke empire that nothing — and no one — will block his path. Provocative, taunting, and dependably wayward, Watanabe has lessons to learn about understanding who he is, and readers may learn a few along the way. |
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Adventures of the Karaoke King $19.99 What happens when a thirty-something, newly divorced man discovers courage and adventure, thanks to a karaoke contest? In Adventures of the Karaoke King, Harold Taw introduces us to Guy Watanabe, a man marginally aware of his Asian background and decidedly unaware of how poorly he has planned for his future. In this riotous, often thoughtful, and always entertaining novel, readers are taken on a memorable journey that crosses America, Asia, and back, with the last leg spent in a shipping container. As we follow Guy on his odyssey, we meet a former Thai prostitute and her fiancé, who orchestrates a beating to the overly attentive Watanabe and steals his cherished karaoke medal. We get to know a closeted gay man, a heavily-armed dwarf, and a Chinese businessman so determined to become the king of a worldwide karaoke empire that nothing — and no one — will block his path. Provocative, taunting, and dependably wayward, Watanabe has lessons to learn about understanding who he is, and readers may learn a few along the way. |
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All Men Are Cremated Equal: My 77 Blind Dates $17.95 Armed with a 10-point list of dating criteria, skin-tight jeans, and flash cards on Nascar, football, and micro-breweries, she enlists everyone in sight to set her up on blind dates in a passionate quest to meet just one really great guy. Names are changed to protect the rejected as she humorously dishes dot-com hunks, rappers manques, and tattooed graduates of the Gene Simmons School of Dating. Bridget Jones would be proud of her American cousin. Elizabeth chronicles her true-life dating spree set off by the broken engagement as a marriage-minded mortician in her mid-30′’s. |
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All Men Aren’t Dogs $10.95 “Meet Jason, a guy who’s had his share of bad relationships with women. After his last girlfriend broke up with him, Jason gives up all hope on ever finding the girl of his dreams; until he meets Vanessa.Vanessa also has had her share of bad relationships and now believes that all men are dogs. After meeting Vanessa, Jason must prove to her that he’s not a dog and that he himself is also looking for true love. Will Jason win Vanessa’s heart? |
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Alternative Hero $11.99 What do you do if you’re a failed music fanzine writer in your early thirties with a dead-end job, and the best moment of your life occurred when you went to your first Thieving Magpies gig as a teenager and suddenly you belonged in a way you never had before, and the worst moment of your life occurred about six years later when Lance Webster, the Magpies’ lead singer, self-destructed on stage before your eyes—basically taking you with him—and just today you’ve discovered that Lance lives down the street from you?If you’re Clive Beresford—the haplessly obsessed guy at the center of Tim Thornton’s wildly comic and energetic debut novel—you get remarkably drunk and write and deliver a note to your idol (the contents of which you can’t remember the next morning), which causes two very large bouncer types to appear at your door warning you to back off, which, in turn, causes you to hide your true identity when you do finally meet Lance, totally by accident (he’s come a long way since the Magpies, but he is still LANCE F**CKING WEBSTER!) . . . none of which deters you from believing—really believing—that he could still save your life if only you could get that “earth-shattering exclusive” interview with him.With the story shifting between Clive’s life-changing Magpies past and his frantic present, we get a headlong, boisterous coming-of-age (if-not-quite-growing-up) romp and a warmhearted, hilarious view of friendship, hero worship, and the full-blast power of music to help us become, at the very least, who we would like to think we are. |
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An Absolute Gentleman $22.16 New – gripping first novel, based on the author’s real-life relationship with a convicted murderer, that delves with subtlety and nuance rather than violence and sensationalism into the mind of a serial killer. Meet Arthur Blume; charming guy, small-town college English professor, struggling writer, and occasional murderer. In this chilling debut novel, acclaimed author R.M. Kinder draws on her firsthand experience of dating a convicted murderer to brilliantly channel the voice of a polite, even |
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An Absolute Gentleman $22.16 Used – gripping first novel, based on the author’s real-life relationship with a convicted murderer, that delves with subtlety and nuance rather than violence and sensationalism into the mind of a serial killer. Meet Arthur Blume; charming guy, small-town college English professor, struggling writer, and occasional murderer. In this chilling debut novel, acclaimed author R.M. Kinder draws on her firsthand experience of dating a convicted murderer to brilliantly channel the voice of a polite, eve |
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An Absolute Gentleman $14 A gripping first novel, based on the author’s real-life relationship with a convicted murderer, that delves with subtlety and nuance rather than violence and sensationalism into the mind of a serial killer. Meet Arthur Blume: charming guy, small-town college English professor, struggling writer, and occasional murderer. In this chilling debut novel, acclaimed author R.M. Kinder draws on her firsthand experience of dating a convicted murderer to brilliantly channel the voice of a polite, even sympathetic man who just happens to be a serial killer. An Absolute Gentleman opens in a prison cell, where Arthur Blume is hard at work writing an account of his life-one stained in places with abuse and cruelty, but also characterized by everyday banality. Only as the plot unravels do the chinks in Arthur’s armor of normality begin to surface, and the monster beneath the pleasant fa‡ade appears as Arthur closes in on his next victim. |
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And Able $6.99 Meet three sexy men who individually are Ready, Willing, and Able to go the distance-and together, are unstoppable. Claire Sharp trusts few people and relies on no one. But after her life is threatened, ex-mercenary Brett Adams blows into her self-contained world, full of southern charm and rugged good looks. But Claire is not about to fall into Brett’s bed. For one thing, the guy has a no-commitment clause that would stump most big-shot attorneys, and for another, despite her response to his sensual kisses, in Claire’s experience sex isn’t exactly fireworks and brass bands…Brett plans to prove her wrong. He’ll give her a white-hot pleasure like nothing she’s ever known and she’ll realize that some things in life are worth every risk. When the threat to Claire grows dangerously close, pitting them against deadly odds, Brett will do whatever it takes to save her. Because Claire Sharp has just found herself a man who’s ready to bring it on, willing to do what it takes, and able to go the distance. |
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And Able $14 Meet three sexy men who individually are Ready, Willing, and Able to go the distance-and together, are unstoppable. Claire Sharp trusts few people and relies on no one. But after her life is threatened, ex-mercenary Brett Adams blows into her self-contained world, full of southern charm and rugged good looks. But Claire is not about to fall into Brett’s bed. For one thing, the guy has a no-commitment clause that would stump most big-shot attorneys, and for another, despite her response to his sensual kisses, in Claire’s experience sex isn’t exactly fireworks and brass bands…Brett plans to prove her wrong. He’ll give her a white-hot pleasure like nothing she’s ever known and she’ll realize that some things in life are worth every risk. When the threat to Claire grows dangerously close, pitting them against deadly odds, Brett will do whatever it takes to save her. Because Claire Sharp has just found herself a man who’s ready to bring it on, willing to do what it takes, and able to go the distance. |
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And Able $5.59 Meet three sexy men who individually are Ready, Willing, and Able to go the distance-and together, are unstoppable. Claire Sharp trusts few people and relies on no one. But after her life is threatened, ex-mercenary Brett Adams blows into her self-contained world, full of southern charm and rugged good looks. But Claire is not about to fall into Brett’s bed. For one thing, the guy has a no-commitment clause that would stump most big-shot attorneys, and for another, despite her response to his sensual kisses, in Claire’s experience sex isn’t exactly fireworks and brass bands…Brett plans to prove her wrong. He’ll give her a white-hot pleasure like nothing she’s ever known and she’ll realize that some things in life are worth every risk. When the threat to Claire grows dangerously close, pitting them against deadly odds, Brett will do whatever it takes to save her. Because Claire Sharp has just found herself a man who’s ready to bring it on, willing to do what it takes, and able to go the distance. |
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And Able $11.2 Meet three sexy men who individually are Ready, Willing, and Able to go the distance-and together, are unstoppable. Claire Sharp trusts few people and relies on no one. But after her life is threatened, ex-mercenary Brett Adams blows into her self-contained world, full of southern charm and rugged good looks. But Claire is not about to fall into Brett’s bed. For one thing, the guy has a no-commitment clause that would stump most big-shot attorneys, and for another, despite her response to his sensual kisses, in Claire’s experience sex isn’t exactly fireworks and brass bands…Brett plans to prove her wrong. He’ll give her a white-hot pleasure like nothing she’s ever known and she’ll realize that some things in life are worth every risk. When the threat to Claire grows dangerously close, pitting them against deadly odds, Brett will do whatever it takes to save her. Because Claire Sharp has just found herself a man who’s ready to bring it on, willing to do what it takes, and able to go the distance. |
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And Able $5.59 Meet three sexy men who individually are Ready, Willing, and Able to go the distance-and together, are unstoppable. Claire Sharp trusts few people and relies on no one. But after her life is threatened, ex-mercenary Brett Adams blows into her self-contained world, full of southern charm and rugged good looks. But Claire is not about to fall into Brett’s bed. For one thing, the guy has a no-commitment clause that would stump most big-shot attorneys, and for another, despite her response to his sensual kisses, in Claire’s experience sex isn’t exactly fireworks and brass bands…Brett plans to prove her wrong. He’ll give her a white-hot pleasure like nothing she’s ever known and she’ll realize that some things in life are worth every risk. When the threat to Claire grows dangerously close, pitting them against deadly odds, Brett will do whatever it takes to save her. Because Claire Sharp has just found herself a man who’s ready to bring it on, willing to do what it takes, and able to go the distance. |
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Angels and Aliens $27.71 Lloyd is the most paranoid guy you could ever meet. Convinced that his mother is ’some woman’ playing the part and that his psychiatrist is working for ‘them,’ he only trusts his friend traci. But when she insists that he go outside to celebrate his birthday, he’s not sure whether he can really trust her either. |
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Animal Rescue Team Collection: Volume 1: #1: Gator on the Loose!; #2: Special Delivery! $34 GATOR ON THE LOOSE!Meet the Carters: Mr. and Mrs. Carter, 10-year-old daughter Keisha, five-year-old Razi, baby Paolo, and Grandma Alice. Together, they run Carters’ Urban Rescue, the place you call when you’ve got an animal where it shouldn’t be. There’s a baby alligator at the city pool, which will seriously interfere with opening day. So it’s up to the whole family to figure out what to do with the poor guy who has no business hanging around Michigan. Luckily for all of them, the answer is closer than they ever could have imagined. SPECIAL DELIVERY!Keisha and the Animal Rescue Team have a mystery to solve when a call comes in to Carters’ Urban Rescue from the folks over at the community garden—it seems they have a stinky new resident. Could it be that a skunk has moved in? And as if this isn’t enough to figure out, why is a murder of crows trying to stop Mr. Sanders from delivering mail to the old brick house on Orchard Street? The Carters are on the case. |
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Animal Rescue Team: Gator on the Loose! $39.95 New – Meet the Carters: Mr. and Mrs. Carter, 10-year-old daughter Keisha, five-year-old Razi, baby Paolo, and Grandma Alice. Together, they run Carters’ Urban Rescue, the place you call when you’ve got an animal where it shouldn’t be. In their first adventure, there’s a baby alligator at the city pool, which will seriously interfere with opening day, especially Keisha’s cannonball practice. So it’s up to the whole family to figure out what to do with the poor guy who has no business hanging arou |
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Animal Rescue Team: Gator on the Loose! $1.88 New – Meet the Carters: Mr. and Mrs. Carter, 10-year-old daughter Keisha, five-year-old Razi, baby Paolo, and Grandma Alice. Together, they run Carters’ Urban Rescue, the place you call when you’ve got an animal where it shouldn’t be. In their first adventure, there’s a baby alligator at the city pool, which will seriously interfere with opening day, especially Keisha’s cannonball practice. So it’s up to the whole family to figure out what to do with the poor guy who has no business hanging arou |
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Are You My Husband? $12.95 A charming parody of P.D. Eastman’s beloved 1960 children’s classic, Are You My Mother?, Are You My Husband? follows the adventures of Little Chick, who wakes up one day to discover she is thirty-horrors!-and-even worse-still single. Greatly concerned about her eggs, Little Chick embarks on a quest to find a husband. Her search takes her from swing-dancing class (where all the guys are practicing for their weddings) to her high school reunion (where she remembers why she didn’t meet her husband there in the first place), from the Internet (where she fails a Prince fan’s mysterious lyrics test) to AA (where her self-esteem just isn’t low enough). She even tries the oh-so-gorgeous guy at the gym, but it turns out he’s looking for a husband, too. Ultimately, Little Chick comes to realize that love, like life, has to happen on its own timetable, and until it does, maybe being single isn’t so bad after all. In the tradition of Looking for Mr. Right and Even God is Single So Stop Giving Me a Hard Time, this newest bit of chick lit is the perfect anti-Valentine for any woman who’s been asked one too many times, So, when are YOU getting married? |
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Attack of the Growling Eyeballs By Lin Oliver, Illustrated by Stephen Gilpin $5.99 <I>You know how your stomach growls <P>when you’re really hungry? <P>That’s how it started, <P>except the growling wasn’t coming <P>from my stomach. <P>It was coming from behind my eyeballs…. <P>”Help!” I screamed.<P>But my voice wasn’t normal either. <P>It was the voice of a small person. <P>A very very very small person.</i><P>Meet Daniel Funk, a regular guy who’s stuck living in a house full of girls. Why couldn’t he have a brother instead of all those sisters? That would be so cool. When Daniel shrinks to the size of the fourth toe on his left foot, he discovers that he actually does have a brother. A little brother. A <I>very little</i> brother. He’s Pablo Funk, Daniel’s tiny twin, who is a toeful of trouble.<P>When Daniel and Pablo decide to have some fun at their sisters’ party and let loose a giant hissing cockroach just to watch the girls scream, they find out that it’s dangerous to be so small. <P>Lin Oliver’s hilarious new series, with Stephen Gilpin’s comical illustrations, reveals that sometimes big-time fun comes in very small packages. |
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Attack of the Growling Eyeballs By Lin Oliver, Illustrated by Stephen Gilpin $5.99 <I>You know how your stomach growls <P>when you’re really hungry? <P>That’s how it started, <P>except the growling wasn’t coming <P>from my stomach. <P>It was coming from behind my eyeballs…. <P>”Help!” I screamed.<P>But my voice wasn’t normal either. <P>It was the voice of a small person. <P>A very very very small person.</i><P>Meet Daniel Funk, a regular guy who’s stuck living in a house full of girls. Why couldn’t he have a brother instead of all those sisters? That would be so cool. When Daniel shrinks to the size of the fourth toe on his left foot, he discovers that he actually does have a brother. A little brother. A <I>very little</i> brother. He’s Pablo Funk, Daniel’s tiny twin, who is a toeful of trouble.<P>When Daniel and Pablo decide to have some fun at their sisters’ party and let loose a giant hissing cockroach just to watch the girls scream, they find out that it’s dangerous to be so small. <P>Lin Oliver’s hilarious new series, with Stephen Gilpin’s comical illustrations, reveals that sometimes big-time fun comes in very small packages. |
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Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson $7 New – In the fifth book featuring Georgia Nicholson by the author of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book “Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging,” Georgia is boyfriendless now that Robbie the Sex God has gone to New Zealand. Just when Georgia thinks her snogging skills are about to dry up, she meet a new guy. |
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Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson $18.25 Now in paperback–the fifth book in Rennison’’s series featuring Georgia Nicholson. Georgia is boyfriendless now that Robbie the Sex God has gone to New Zealand. Just when Georgia thinks her snogging skills are about to dry up, she meet a new guy. |
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Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson $16.43 New – In the fifth book featuring Georgia Nicholson by the author of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book “Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging,” Georgia is boyfriendless now that Robbie the Sex God has gone to New Zealand. Just when Georgia thinks her snogging skills are about to dry up, she meet a new guy. |
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Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson $24.23 Used – In the fifth book featuring Georgia Nicholson by the author of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book “Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging,” Georgia is boyfriendless now that Robbie the Sex God has gone to New Zealand. Just when Georgia thinks her snogging skills are about to dry up, she meet a new guy. |
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Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson $2.99 New – In the fifth book featuring Georgia Nicholson by the author of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book “Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging,” Georgia is boyfriendless now that Robbie the Sex God has gone to New Zealand. Just when Georgia thinks her snogging skills are about to dry up, she meet a new guy. |
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Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson $24.92 Used – In the fifth book featuring Georgia Nicholson by the author of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book “Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging,” Georgia is boyfriendless now that Robbie the Sex God has gone to New Zealand. Just when Georgia thinks her snogging skills are about to dry up, she meet a new guy. |
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Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson $39.95 New – In the fifth book featuring Georgia Nicholson by the author of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book “Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging,” Georgia is boyfriendless now that Robbie the Sex God has gone to New Zealand. Just when Georgia thinks her snogging skills are about to dry up, she meet a new guy. |
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Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson $4.99 Used – In the fifth book featuring Georgia Nicholson by the author of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book “Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging,” Georgia is boyfriendless now that Robbie the Sex God has gone to New Zealand. Just when Georgia thinks her snogging skills are about to dry up, she meet a new guy. |
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Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson $3.99 Used – In the fifth book featuring Georgia Nicholson by the author of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book “Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging,” Georgia is boyfriendless now that Robbie the Sex God has gone to New Zealand. Just when Georgia thinks her snogging skills are about to dry up, she meet a new guy. |
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Bad Boy $20.84 New – Jon and Tracy, two friends in their twenties, meet regularly at a hip late night cafe in Downtown Seattle to discuss their problems over a cup of mochachino. Jon is Mr Very Nice Guy – he can’t understand why he can’t attract a girlfriend. Tracy, on the other hand, is never short of a man, but they seem to treat her so casually – for example, her present guy, Phil, plays guitar in a band, and comes back to the apartment in the middle of the night expecting her to get up and produce supper. |
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Bad Boy $5.34 Used – Jon and Tracy, two friends in their twenties, meet regularly at a hip late night cafe in Downtown Seattle to discuss their problems over a cup of mochachino. Jon is Mr Very Nice Guy – he can’t understand why he can’t attract a girlfriend. Tracy, on the other hand, is never short of a man, but they seem to treat her so casually – for example, her present guy, Phil, plays guitar in a band, and comes back to the apartment in the middle of the night expecting her to get up and produce supper. |
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Bad Boy $28.32 New – Jon and Tracy, two friends in their twenties, meet regularly at a hip late night cafe in Downtown Seattle to discuss their problems over a cup of mochachino. Jon is Mr Very Nice Guy – he can’t understand why he can’t attract a girlfriend. Tracy, on the other hand, is never short of a man, but they seem to treat her so casually – for example, her present guy, Phil, plays guitar in a band, and comes back to the apartment in the middle of the night expecting her to get up and produce supper. |
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Bad Boy $4.97 Used – Jon and Tracy, two friends in their twenties, meet regularly at a hip late night cafe in Downtown Seattle to discuss their problems over a cup of mochachino. Jon is Mr Very Nice Guy – he can’t understand why he can’t attract a girlfriend. Tracy, on the other hand, is never short of a man, but they seem to treat her so casually – for example, her present guy, Phil, plays guitar in a band, and comes back to the apartment in the middle of the night expecting her to get up and produce supper. |
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Bad Boy $0.99 Used – Jon and Tracy, two friends in their twenties, meet regularly at a hip late night cafe in Downtown Seattle to discuss their problems over a cup of mochachino. Jon is Mr Very Nice Guy – he can’t understand why he can’t attract a girlfriend. Tracy, on the other hand, is never short of a man, but they seem to treat her so casually – for example, her present guy, Phil, plays guitar in a band, and comes back to the apartment in the middle of the night expecting her to get up and produce supper. |
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Bad Boy $1.94 Used – Jon and Tracy, two friends in their twenties, meet regularly at a hip late night cafe in Downtown Seattle to discuss their problems over a cup of mochachino. Jon is Mr Very Nice Guy – he can’t understand why he can’t attract a girlfriend. Tracy, on the other hand, is never short of a man, but they seem to treat her so casually – for example, her present guy, Phil, plays guitar in a band, and comes back to the apartment in the middle of the night expecting her to get up and produce supper. |
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Bad Boy $44.95 New – Jon and Tracy, two friends in their twenties, meet regularly at a hip late night cafe in Downtown Seattle to discuss their problems over a cup of mochachino. Jon is Mr Very Nice Guy – he can’t understand why he can’t attract a girlfriend. Tracy, on the other hand, is never short of a man, but they seem to treat her so casually – for example, her present guy, Phil, plays guitar in a band, and comes back to the apartment in the middle of the night expecting her to get up and produce supper. |
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Bad Boy $26.79 New – Jon and Tracy, two friends in their twenties, meet regularly at a hip late night cafe in Downtown Seattle to discuss their problems over a cup of mochachino. Jon is Mr Very Nice Guy – he can’t understand why he can’t attract a girlfriend. Tracy, on the other hand, is never short of a man, but they seem to treat her so casually – for example, her present guy, Phil, plays guitar in a band, and comes back to the apartment in the middle of the night expecting her to get up and produce supper. |
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Bad Boy $12.99 New – Jon and Tracy, two friends in their twenties, meet regularly at a hip late night cafe in Downtown Seattle to discuss their problems over a cup of mochachino. Jon is Mr Very Nice Guy – he can’t understand why he can’t attract a girlfriend. Tracy, on the other hand, is never short of a man, but they seem to treat her so casually – for example, her present guy, Phil, plays guitar in a band, and comes back to the apartment in the middle of the night expecting her to get up and produce supper. |
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Bad Kitty $0.01 Meet Jasmine,1 forensic supersleuth,2 aspiring Model Daughter,3 and friend to animals.4 One second she’s trying to enjoy her Vegas Vacation,5 the next she’s tangled up in an outrageous adventure and has to outwit a crazed killer before he ends ten lives, one of them her own.6 1 Hi! That’s me! 2 I. Wish. 3 Emphasis on aspiring. Current status: failing. 4 If friend means “unsuspecting victim” and animals means “one very bad kitty.” 5 And meet the cute guy at the Snack Hut. I have priorities. 6 Meep! But I guess it winds up okay since Kirkus Reviews says: “Inventive, witty, and laugh-out-loud funny, with an enjoyably twisty ending.” They wouldn’t say that if everyone died, right? Right? |
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Bad Kitty $8.99 Meet Jasmine,1 forensic supersleuth,2 aspiring Model Daughter,3 and friend to animals.4 One second she’s trying to enjoy her Vegas Vacation,5 the next she’s tangled up in an outrageous adventure and has to outwit a crazed killer before he ends ten lives, one of them her own.6 1 Hi! That’s me! 2 I. Wish. 3 Emphasis on aspiring. Current status: failing. 4 If friend means “unsuspecting victim” and animals means “one very bad kitty.” 5 And meet the cute guy at the Snack Hut. I have priorities. 6 Meep! But I guess it winds up okay since Kirkus Reviews says: “Inventive, witty, and laugh-out-loud funny, with an enjoyably twisty ending.” They wouldn’t say that if everyone died, right? Right? |
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Bash Down the Door and Slice Open the Bad Guy: Humorous Tales of Swords and Sorcery $17 Evil emperors. Powerful curses. Crazed were-gibbons?Some heroes need to polish their derring-do, while some villains require the know-how of advice columnists to be truly evil. Some magicians should never be left alone with their spells, and some gods aren’t really all they’re cracked up to be. It’s a veritable chorus line of worthless warriors, simpleton sorcerers, and hapless henchmen.The life of an adventurer isn’t all piles of treasure and damsels in distress, but there are sights to see, quests to complete, and jokes around every corner. So grab your giant axe, vorpal sword, or mystical grimoire-if you are of a mind-and prepare to meet your destiny with a smile on your face.Bash Down the Door and Slice Open the Badguy features 24 stories that will tickle your funny bone while quenching your thirst for adventure. |
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Basher:Math: A Book You Can Count On $12.99 Meet Zero, a bubbly fellow who will dissolve you to nothing, and say hello to the all-action Units, who just love to measure. Get a load of greedy Multiply, a big guy who hoards numbers together, and stand amazed by mysterious Pi, who goes on and on and on . . . to Infinity!Multiply your number know-how with Basher’s unique one-stop guide to the building blocks of mathematics. Packed with top tips and memorable characters, this is an essential book for students ages 8 and up. |
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Bathroom Strangler $35.94 Used – Tim Thompson isnat the kind of guy you would like to meet. He drinks, smokes, lies, steals, cheats. He is a rapist and murderer. After having a re-occurring nightmare about his motheras death, he sets out to find her killer. In the process, he meets Alexandria, and everything changes. She is beautiful and he falls in love, but she has no clue who he really is. What will happen when she finds out? Will he change for her? |
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Bathroom Strangler $35.94 New – Tim Thompson isnat the kind of guy you would like to meet. He drinks, smokes, lies, steals, cheats. He is a rapist and murderer. After having a re-occurring nightmare about his motheras death, he sets out to find her killer. In the process, he meets Alexandria, and everything changes. She is beautiful and he falls in love, but she has no clue who he really is. What will happen when she finds out? Will he change for her? |
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Bathroom Strangler $35.94 Used – Tim Thompson isnat the kind of guy you would like to meet. He drinks, smokes, lies, steals, cheats. He is a rapist and murderer. After having a re-occurring nightmare about his motheras death, he sets out to find her killer. In the process, he meets Alexandria, and everything changes. She is beautiful and he falls in love, but she has no clue who he really is. What will happen when she finds out? Will he change for her? |
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Be Your Priority, Not His Option $8.88 Men and women are two very different creatures who, believe it or not, speak very different languages when it comes to dating, and a lot of communication gets lost in translation. Where can a girl turn to get some straight answers to this kind of confusion?Meet Okera Hollis. He’s not a doctor or psychologist, and he hasn’t been trainedin relationship dynamics. Rather than facts and figures, Okera provides something much more practical and desperately needed: advice from a self-described “regular guy” based on real-life dating experience. With his valuable insights into a male perspective, you can plunge into the dating world armed with important skills that will keep you afloat in this confusing world. Okera gives you the background to interpret your man’s verbal and nonverbal cues in a way you weren’t able to before.You will now be able to:• Get straight answers by asking straight questions• Avoid Serial Daters and Serial Monogamists• Find out your status – are you an A-level girl or a C-level?• Go from being the Pursuer to the Pursued• Show respect for yourself by taking “no” for an answer and moving on• Determine whether he has another woman…or whether you are the otherwoman…and many, many more valuable insights into the minds and motives of the various types of men out there in the dating pool!Interspersed with handy tips, personal anecdotes, and valuable reminders, Okeradoes dating women of the world a great favor and breaks down the iron curtainbetween men and women while reinforcing the single most important aspect ofdating-and living life-again and again:You are important. Above all else, ifyou show yourself the same respect that you expect those around you to show you,you can find love. Let “Be Your Priority, Not His Option” show you how. |
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Beauty & Dynamite $16.83 Once upon a time, a young girl walked into a world of wonder and delight. But that’’s not where this story starts. The young woman she became published a nationally recognized children’’s book and edited a star-filled collection of stories to benefit the tsunami relief effort. But that’’s not where this story ends. Meet Alethea Kontis, a self-proclaimed Genre Chick whose life is an adventure that tears through these pages like a hurricane. Carrot-a-day cancer cures and Murphy as a guardian angel (yes, that Murphy, the guy with all those irritating laws) are just a part of the daily routine for the Incredible Whirlwind of Beauty and Dynamite, the force of nature masquerading in human form. |
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Before That Night $2.99 A prequel novella to ONE NIGHT THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING.Sixteen-year-old Eliza Sellman is shocked when the most popular guy in school, Cooper Marriatti, starts to take an interest in her. It isn’t long until they’re spending all their time together, and on the surface, Cooper seems to be the perfect boyfriend.But weird text messages, a shady friend, and her own insecurities leave Eliza questioning her perfect romance, until the shocking truth about their relationship comes to light.In this prequel novella to Lauren Barnholdt’s ONE NIGHT THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING, find out how Eliza and Cooper meet, and what their relationship was like before that night. Includes a sneak peek of ONE NIGHT THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING. |
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Behind Every Great Woman There is a Fabulous Gay Man: Dating Advice from a Guy Who Gives it to You Straight $57.95 New – Every girls needs a gay best friend. Every girl should have a gay best friend at hand – someone to give the sound advice that sometimes only a male perspective can offer. If you don’t have one, then fear not. Meet Dave Singleton – your new gay boyfriend. He has your best interests at heart. Gay or straight, men are men, so who better to give you a no-holds-barred glimpse into the mysterious world of what men really think? Whilst your female friends may be full of empathy, Singleton knows h |
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Best Gay Romance 2010 $14.95 Best Gay Romance 2010 covers every romantic possibility with first love, true love, wake-up sex, makeup sex and everything in between. Richard Labonte has gathered a sensational collection of stories about finding love at home, at work, at any age, and often in the most unexpected places. Contributor David Holly’’s meet cute hook-up in Guy Sydney, is a thoroughly modern love story, while Elazarus Wills’’s dramatic A Companion for the Road shows that many things get better with age. Trebor Healy’’s New Orleans star-crossed lovers in Trunk encounter voodoo, hoodoo, and an unexpectedly sweet surprise. Each story is redolent with romance, great sex, and characters who are fully fleshed out in more ways than one. Sometimes rowdy, always randy, and surprisingly tender, these tales celebrate the coming together of souls as well as bodies. Whether happily ever after or just a happy ending, Labonte continues to raise the bar on gay love stories. |
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Best Gay Romance 2010 $7.96 Best Gay Romance 2010 covers every romantic possibility with first love, true love, wake-up sex, makeup sex and everything in between. Richard Labonté has gathered a sensational collection of stories about finding love at home, at work, at any age, and often in the most unexpected places. Contributor David Holly’s “meet cute” hook-up in “Guy Sydney,” is a thoroughly modern love story, while Elazarus Wills’s dramatic “A Companion for the Road” shows that many things get better with age. Trebor Healy’s New Orleans star-crossed lovers in “Trunk” encounter voodoo, hoodoo, and an unexpectedly sweet surprise. Each story is redolent with romance, great sex, and characters who are fully fleshed out in more ways than one. Sometimes rowdy, always randy, and surprisingly tender, these tales celebrate the coming together of souls as well as bodies. Whether happily ever after or just a happy ending, Labonté continues to raise the bar on gay love stories. |
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Best Gay Romance 2010 $7.83 Used – “Best Gay Romance 2010″ covers every romantic possibility with first love, true love, wake-up sex, makeup sex and everything in between. Richard Labonte has gathered a sensational collection of stories about finding love at home, at work, at any age, and often in the most unexpected places. Contributor David Holly’s “meet cute” hook-up in “Guy Sydney,” is a thoroughly modern love story, while Elazarus Wills’s dramatic “A Companion for the Road” shows that many things get better with age. |
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Beyond The Gardens $16.95 She was a shy artist, who was afraid to blossom into the beautiful flower she was meant to grow into.At the age of 18, Esperanza Ignacio begins her college years at an upscale Los Angeles art school, where she studies to fulfill her long-term dream in Animation. But she soon learns the truth to the old folktale: “you can take the girl out of the barrio, but you can’t take the barrio out of the girl.” Even though she’s getting financial aid, Esperanza works a part-time job during her break from classes just to make ends meet. Her roommate, Anna, is what she calls a “chicana from Beverly Hills” because of the rich daddy and the new car she got for her quinceañera. Things get a little confusing for Esperanza when an old friend comes looking for her, hoping to start a meaningful relationship. But is Carlos the right guy for her? She never even considered him to be anything more than a friend since high school. Then comes Jake, a gorgeous mechanic, who shares her passion for books and loves her for who she is. What’s a girl to do? Strength and determination help pave the way for the future. And, as she approaches her graduation, she is faced with a difficult decision: should she leave Los Angeles and leave behind her family, her home, and everything she’s known? Ever since she was born in the California barrio of Hawaiian Gardens, she’s always had to look over the fence, wondering what she’s been missing. Now she’s taking a flying leap over to see what’s beyond the little barrio. What’s beyond her family, her friends, and her past? What’s beyond the little nothing town, where dreams don’t exist? What’s beyond The Gardens? Is it life, love, a future? The story of Esperanza is finally concluded in this wildly entertaining and heart-warming sequel. |
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Big Guy $1 Derek thinks he might be falling in love. The problem is, he hasn’t been entirely honest with his on-line boyfriend. Derek sent Ethan a photo taken before he got depressed and gained eighty pounds. Derek hasn’t been honest with his employer either. When he lied about his age and experience to get a job with disabled adults, the last thing he expected was to meet a woman like Aaliyah. Smart, prickly and often difficult, Aaliyah challenges Derek’s ideas about honesty and trust. Derek has to choose whether to risk telling the truth, or to give up the most important relationship in his life. |
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Big Guy $7.99 Derek thinks he might be falling in love. The problem is, he hasn’t been entirely honest with his on-line boyfriend. Derek sent Ethan a photo taken before he got depressed and gained eighty pounds. Derek hasn’t been honest with his employer either. When he lied about his age and experience to get a job with disabled adults, the last thing he expected was to meet a woman like Aaliyah. Smart, prickly and often difficult, Aaliyah challenges Derek’s ideas about honesty and trust. Derek has to choose whether to risk telling the truth, or to give up the most important relationship in his life. |
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Big Guy $5.28 New – Derek thinks he might be falling in love. The problem is, he hasn’t been entirely honest with his on-line boyfriend. Derek sent Ethan a photo taken before he got depressed and gained eighty pounds. Derek hasn’t been honest with his employer either. When he lied about his age and experience to get a job with disabled adults, the last thing he expected was to meet a woman like Aaliyah. Smart, prickly and often difficult, Aaliyah challenges Derek’s ideas about honesty and trust. Derek has to |
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Big Guy $0.01 Derek thinks he might be falling in love. The problem is, he hasn’t been entirely honest with his on-line boyfriend. Derek sent Ethan a photo taken before he got depressed and gained eighty pounds. Derek hasn’t been honest with his employer either. When he lied about his age and experience to get a job with disabled adults, the last thing he expected was to meet a woman like Aaliyah. Smart, prickly and often difficult, Aaliyah challenges Derek’s ideas about honesty and trust. Derek has to choose whether to risk telling the truth, or to give up the most important relationship in his life. |
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Big Rig $0.99 When John reluctantly agrees to meet his ex-boyfriend at a truck stop, he very quickly realizes that he does not fit in with this crowd, in his designer clothes and with his Mercedes convertible parked outside. As he waits for his ex to show, John watches the truckers come and go, and he thinks about his one lingering fantasy. More than once, John has passed an eighteen wheeler on the interstate and wondered what it would be like to be inside the cab of a big rig. When it appears that John’s ex has failed to show, he wonders if he should dare try and live out his fantasy of being with one of those men who seem to be the kings of the highways.Excerpt:John checked his watch for the umpteenth time. What the hell could be keeping Gary? He knew how much John hated places like this, not that he had been in all that many. “Not your kind of place, is it?” a voice from behind John asked. It was a deep voice, a very manly voice, and more than a little sexy. John turned to find himself staring right into a mass of black curly chest hair. The guy was huge. He was bigger than an NFL linebacker. The man’s biceps alone had to be the size of John’s head. Sure, John had always been into big guys, big hairy guys, it almost could be considered a fetish of his, but this man was built like a mountain. They talked for a while, and the man told John that his name was Rex and as it turned out, he was indeed a trucker. He was passing through the city and through the state, for that matter, on his way to deliver some type of packaged goods. John really wasn’t paying that much attention to what the man was talking about. All John cared to find out about the man was what size package he was packing, and he didn’t mean the cargo in his truck. John wanted to know about the cargo stuffed into the man’s jeans. |
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Bill Collector $19.99 Uncle frankie is not the kind of guy you want to meet in a dark alley. Especially when you owe him money and have been given him the slip for a few years. Lots of laughs, gaffes, twists and turns later, lorenzo discovers unexpected grace when it’s time to pay his due. |
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Bill and Pete $13.81 New – Meet William Everett Crocodile, who spells his name “Bill”. Meet Pete, Bill’s best bird friend and trusty “toothbrush”. Together, they foil a crocodile-hunting Bad Guy, making life safer along the River Nile in his wonderfully funny tale of two memorable friends. Full color. |
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Bill and Pete $0.25 Meet William Everett Crocodile, who spells his name “Bill.” Meet Pete, Bill’s best bird friend and trusty “toothbrush.” Together, they foil a crocodile-hunting Bad Guy, making life safer along the River Nile in his wonderfully funny tale of two memorable friends. Full color. |
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Bill and Pete $14.6 New – Meet William Everett Crocodile, who spells his name “Bill”. Meet Pete, Bill’s best bird friend and trusty “toothbrush”. Together, they foil a crocodile-hunting Bad Guy, making life safer along the River Nile in his wonderfully funny tale of two memorable friends. Full color. |
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Bill and Pete $25.19 Meet William Everett Crocodile, who spells his name “Bill.” Meet Pete, Bill’s best bird friend and trusty “toothbrush.” Together, they foil a crocodile-hunting Bad Guy, making life safer along the River Nile in his wonderfully funny tale of two memorable friends. Full color. |
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Bill and Pete $13.81 Used – Meet William Everett Crocodile, who spells his name “Bill”. Meet Pete, Bill’s best bird friend and trusty “toothbrush”. Together, they foil a crocodile-hunting Bad Guy, making life safer along the River Nile in his wonderfully funny tale of two memorable friends. Full color. |
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Birthday Blessing $1.49 As an obstetrician, volunteer and caretaker to several eccentric family members, Lillian Smythe has a full life. So when Aunt Fran does her annual birthday tarot reading and predicts Lillian will meet her true love, she’s not sure that’s a blessing. Even if the naked, well-endowed man on the King of Swords card does make her hot.Serving as chauffeur to senile old ladies isn’t what caused Detective Brent Kennedy to move home, but as the new guy, Brent has to take whatever assignments are thrown his way. Having grown up on the wrong side of the tracks, he’s out to prove himself, even if it means he has to babysit Miss Smythe until her guardian can come pick her up.Lillian is shocked. Brent looks exactly like the model on her birthday blessing card. But class differences, thefts and one very opinionated ghost come between them and Lillian begins to have doubts. Even if the is the best birthday gift she’s ever had. |
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